FOR SALE

"I pride myself on being a decent, honorable, respectful queer artist.  But then I had to pay my rent, so it's a fire sale, all must go, I'll do anything!"  - Boy Gorge

DM on IG @whoisboygorge for booking requests and inquiries.

🎪 FAQ - BOY GORGE 🎪

Frequently asked questions... and answers you probably weren't ready for.

🔹Do you travel?
Yes, darling.
I love spreading joy, confusion, and mild concern across state lines.  Just cover my travel, lodging, and emotional support snacks.  No air mattresses -- I'm a woman of culture.

🔹What are your rates?
It depends on the gig.
Hosting?  Performing?  Walking around looking pretty and unhinged?
Send me the details and I'll send you a number that reflects my worth and my need to buy more wigs.

🔹What's your minimum booking fee?
Nightlife gigs in NYC have a flat base of $150, depending on what you want from me.  And more if you expect splits, flips, or me pretending I'm athletic because I'm not doing that.

🔹Can you do themed looks?
Yes.  Give me a theme and I will absolutely run with it -- sometimes too far, but that's a part of the charm.  Just know that "clown pirate cyborg soceress" is always on the table whether or not you're asking for it.

🔹Will you post about the event on social media?
I can!
If you want promo, mention it in your request.
But remember:  every post must compete with my close-up selfies and whatever stupid meme I'm currently obsessed with.

🔹Do you do performances?
Hilarious this is an FAQ, but yes.  Comedy, lip sync, camp theatre, conceptual nonsense, surprise tears on command, the occasional dance move I learned in middle school in Indiana.  If you want choreography, tell me in advance so I can bribe someone who actually knows how to dance to teach me.

🔹What do you need from a venue?
A place to change, la mirror, hydration, sound that doesn't make me cry, and ideally a staff member who likes queer performance art.
A stage is optional -- I've performed on pool tables, countertops, and once on a very patient man.

🔹How far in advance should I book?
2+ weeks is ideal.  But if it's last-minute and chaotic, honestly, that's my natural habitat (cause I'll charge you a premium).

🔹Do you do photoshoots or brand work?
Absolutely.
I photograph beautifully -- especially from the side, from above, or from 40 feet away with soft lighting.  If your brand wants camp, comedy, or avant-glam, I'm your girl.

🔹Will you collaborate with other entertainers?
I work today with legends like Stasi and Egypt in Manhattan every week.  I love working with other artists, especially Hell's Kitchen girls, we're like the Avengers, but drunker and more moisturized.

🔹How do I confirm a booking?
I send you a quote, you send me a deposit, land then I show up on time looking like a conceptual masterpiece that wandered out of a fever dream.

🔹What's your cancellation policy?
Deposits are non-refundable.
If you cancel last-minute, the remaining balance is still due.
Boy Gorge runs on coffee, glitter, and financial stability.